Saturday, June 25, 2005

R.I.P. T.M.C.

Children of The Macek Collective playground....

I'd like to thank all of you who made this bad habit of mine a fun one, but for a variety of reasons, it's time for me to close this internet black hole. I had hoped that The Macek Collective would truly become a place where any fucklenut could play. Thanks to all of those who sent minions and story ideas.

Obviously, you may find your lifecourse drift in the near future, without The Collective's divine wisdom and The Gospel according to Macek.

Consider following this man....


Blogho - who in real life is actually Tommy Chong - put up with my stupidity over this last week and made the ending of this chapter pretty much how I had hoped it would end. If he weren't such a decent motherfucker, he could have humiliated me even more than I did all by myself.












Someone else who on a number of occasions refrained from kicking me in the sack has been Danny Evans of The Dad Gone Mad channel. Whether he liked it or not, my blog impersonations were probably my favorite string of stories that I had ever written.

And....I swear that in real life I'm not as big of a dick as you think I am.







John Sellers was the one who got me started on this webshite and swore I wouldn't get hooked. Now, I'm going to have to find the methadone clinic equiuvalent for people tryin' to kick their blog habit.

If he and Rico The Squirrel weren't already stuffed in a barrel under 15 feet of concrete at my uncle's farm, I would say you could send hate mail to them.













Of course ....I'd very much like to thank Lola, who has provided countless fodder for me. I never knew that I could build such a unique friendship over the internet or that someone could ever become so intertwined in my narcissistic outlet. You'll always be my little cupcake, Cupcake.






Most of all, I'd like to thank Whit Walters. I think we're both a little surprised how an e-mail from a stranger could have turned into more fun than an Amsterdam hooker. Minion Mails are some of the funniest shit I've ever read.










So - it's official. Go ahead and deactivate any active links to The Macek Collective. It's been a fuckload of fun. Drop me a line and I'll be sure to let you know where we next land. Like pornograpy, though, you'll know it when you see it.

And - if you're ever in Shitbag College Town USA, be sure to stop in.
I'll buy you a cup of boredom.

















The Macek Collective -
We thank you for your patronage

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